making a list, checking it twice.

reasons i could never live in LA:

1) i'd miss the seasons. having the same weather every day is kind of like being on prozac. of course i bitch about winter here, but i'd really miss it. xmas without snow isn't much of a holiday to me.

2) it's utterly ridiculous that driving somewhere in the middle of the day will take 15 minutes, but to get to that same place at rush hour takes 3 hours. utterly ridiculous.

3) the fact that i'd get skin cancer within 5 minutes of moving there. i'm that pale. 

4) earthquakes. 

5) barbie lookalikes.

i'm sure i can think of a bunch more, but that was just off the top of my head. 

the only reasons i would move to LA:

1) amanda.

2) maggie.

3) sara. 

my east coast transplant girls rule.