horse whisperer.

so i've recently been made aware of my chinese zodiac...

"people as a rule confide in a horse person because he/she is sincerely interested in their thoughts and feelings and is able to help with both wise words and action, but there is a small problem about it-the horse person is so excited by new discoveries that it is difficult for them to keep a secret. this is not something that arises out of malice or revenge-sometimes they just cannot help themselves."-wiki

coupled with...

"irish whisper-derived from when someone is really drunk they try to "irish whisper"something to someone and everyone hears it because you are too drunk to keep your voice down. guessing it is called "irish" because the irish are known for love of drinking alcohol?"-urban dictionary

plus i have to find and throw away my ratt "round and round" trapper keeper at my mom's house...

"horses should beware of the RAT, as any relationship with this sign is said to be extremely trying for the horse. of all relationships between chinese zodiac signs, a relationship between a rat and a horse is said to be the worst...rats and horses will attract each other like no other."

i've been trying to isolate who is a rat in my office for the past few days.